If an AI can't do it, it's almost as if it requires a skilled person on it, one that should, you know, been paid a living wage. Just saying.

living in the olympic village has to be WILD. you wake up from your cardboard bed, overwhelmed with the idea that you're at the Fucking Olympics at 22. you walk around and notice the girl thats sponsered by parmachan cheese. you get breakfast and think of the guy who loves those chocolate muffins. you wish he left one for you. you go to your morning workout hoping to see simone biles. you go to see your team, and they're pitching tik tok ideas. it gets 5 million views. snoop dog is in the background.

august please be good to all the friends in my phone. thank you

my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

my ass???? tonished

my bam? boozled