No.

me: *swipes away any new notifications on my phone like a cat slapping away anything getting in their face they don’t like*

me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due

Making things legal in private but illegal in public (I’m thinking abt weed rn but it applies to a lot of things) just allows police to continue to criminalize homeless ppl for it

The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.

must i pursue a career? is it not enough to be passionate about tv shows and snack foods?

sharing music you like with someone else is the most mortifying ordeal of being known

oh u like me?? funny .. i didn’t see ur pupils dilate??

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

very sorry to inform you but color coordinated christmas trees suck and if your christmas tree doesn't look like multicolored sparkling garbage you're doing it wrong

Mentally ill? Nah I’m mentally SICK my brain does cool kick flips while wearing shades and I cry a lot

yo who tryna collab on a loving family