Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.

When I look at my bank account.

When the interviewer told me how much money she was offering.

When I show up too early (and too hungover) for an interview, and they tell me to "take a look around" while I wait.

When my friends ask if I've found a new job yet. 

When I get a call back for a second interview. 

When my boss asked me to come to her apartment before I went to the office, and answered the door mostly naked. 

When someone asks if I want to get Pollo Rico for lunch. 

When an application asks about my personal interests. 

When my boss pulls me aside to discuss my "attitude". 

Everyday at 4:45pm. 

When I leave a really good interview through a lobby of other eager applicants. 

When my non-superior coworker says he has a "fun project" for me. 

When my boss announces we are allowed to order one drink at the Christmas luncheon.

When the big boss calls a "serious meeting" to discuss why my boss' picture in the conference room has recently grown a Sharpie mustache. 

When I discover my coworker hates my boss as much as I do.