thiam's love child

Me: * throws phone away and opens book resolving not to abandon it *

One and a half minutes of no angsty fics later:

Phone: * stares at me *

Me: * ignores it *

Phone: * stares at me *

Me: * ignores it *

Phone: * stares at me *

Me: * stares back *

Me: * gives in and snatches it off the bed *

At 2 AM while clearing the bed to sleep:

Me: * picks book up and keeps it back on the desk where its been sitting for a month *

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.

FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.

GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.

RED: I'm in love with you.

PINK: I have a crush on you.

TURQUOISE: You're hot.

CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.

TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.

BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.

ORANGE: I dislike your page.

YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.

WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.

GREEN: I find you cute.

BLACK: I would date you.

Liam: You know what else is beautiful?