danaximander

becoming homophobic because when two characters in a scene have the same pronouns you have to say their names one william times

Fun fact! This is literally called the gay fanfiction problem.

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

polycule

just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

does anyone have the faggot crisis in the grocery store tweet i need it for my health and wellness