Ultra cool shizzle

booty shorts that read “do not resuscitate”

that only works if they find you ass up but I guess you have plans

fanny pack that says “please turn over”

if you n i were bears we could hibernate together. think about it

why is there something so intimate about sleeping over at someone’s house and seeing them first thing in the morning in rumpled pajamas , mussed hair ..... stumbling around to get coffee and corn flakes ... like I’m exposed ur exposed what r we

what if....... i astral projected into your dream tonight ......... and gave you a kiss 😳....... haha just kidding........unless......... ?

bro if you keep looking so cute im gonna have to give you a smooch

i thot this was from evangelion

No homo bro *thinks about you* *thinks about you* *thinks about you* *thinks about you* *thinks about you* *thinks about you* *thinks about you* *thinks about you* *thinks about you* *thinks about you* *thinks about you* *thinks about you* *thinks about you* *thinks about you* *thinks about you* *thinks about you* *thinks about you* *thinks about you* *thinks about you* *thinks ab

*kisses you tenderly on the lips* vibe check