Angel dome

Awfully bold of you to claim that you or any other human being can even begin to understand what’s going on in Tommy wiseaus head

you know what, thats fair

what are the most powerful dog breeds

tibetan mastiffs are physically super strong but borzois have deep affinity for ritual blood magic

If we’re together 👫💏 We gon act silly 😜😋 We gon act freaky👅💦 We gon be god

You realize you’ve misheard your daughter. There’s actually a mobster under her bed.

(Parent looking around room) Voice from under bed: “Fuggedabout it”

“You didn’t see nothin’“

the Catch You Soon Dude

The so long buddy

the Adios Amigo

the hasta la vista baby

JAIL JAIL JAIL JAIL JAIL JAIL JAIL JAIL JAIL JAIL

in my defense, i was left unattended

I’ve had strange half dreams that I don’t fully understand, ones where I felt perfectly awake and aware of being in my room, but I also felt completely in that place, in that body. In one it was like I was standing on the edge of a volcano. The ground was charred black and red, and to my right the ground fell away to a cliff with fire and magma. Then there was a man in front of me, with brilliant red hair and red tinted skin. He was lean and tall, with long fingers. He offered a hand to me because I was kneeling by the cliff edge. He said a time was coming, but not yet. That I needed to keep remembering. That choices needed to be made. I remember he was very beautiful. Then there was another that felt like the opposite. I was somewhere beautiful. Somewhere green and lush, surrounded by clear blue water. I flew up to the top of a large forested hill where there was a statue holding out its hands. I stood on top of its head and a man with a hole where his face would be stood there. I could see through the hole to the rest of the beautiful island. He said similar things, that something was coming and I would need to make a decision, to remember things so we could move forward. Then he pointed towards the water. They were very disconcerting, I don’t know what to make of them, if they were memories or a dream or something else but I get felt so different from everything else.