It is as we feared

mcu cancelled. thor ragnarok and black panther belong to the mamma mia cinematic universe now

Cher is a Disney princess now

when janelle monae finished telling me about how everything is sex except sex (which is power) and hit me with that “now ask yourself who’s screwing you” for the first time, i ascended far beyond this plane and met with the deity that rules this universe before coming back into my body a fully enlightened being

michel foucault was bald because janelle monae spoke these lyrics to him through a rift in spacetime and immolated his wig 

Oh my god

I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”

Me on a spiritual level.

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

I love this possibly more than I can express.

what a fucking ride

let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy

Not a rock THE  ARKENSTONE 

Why just one rock Why not three Why not the silmarils

#i’m pretty sure there’s an entire book on the topic ‘why not silmarils’  (x)

And one on why not the arkenstone

do not get them a ring

Can’t not reblog this again