The Return Was Inevitable

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

i don't think "flex" is a strong enough word for whatever the last three minutes of my life was

That was one of the most beautiful sequences I have ever seen.

This was 20 years before How to Train Your Dragon, and that first flight has so much of the same energy.

my relationship with gender? we're divorced

My relationship with Gender? That one relative I don't really understand or care about and only deal with because everyone else loves them and I don't hate them enough to ruin all my relationships rejecting them

My relationship with gender? We’re like those two cousins who never talk or interact unless they have literally no other options, at which point we will immediately partner up to do the most ridiculous shit imaginable

My relationship with gender? I can smell its fear and I'm getting closer.

reblog to disturb jk rowling

it's so Weird how ppl STILL make fun of the idea of alcohol-free queer spaces just because an asexual teenager suggested it in 2015. it was odd then and it's odd now. Why are you mad at the idea of a coffee shop for queer people. don't answer that i do not gaf

the concept of a gay coffee shop is not going to fuck your wife or shut down your favorite gay bar but every time you complain i personally put another asexual pride flag on one of the cafe walls and then i take a bottle of titos out back and i shoot it with a rifle

At least Hulk Hogan's dead

anyone with butthole blocking extensions will need to disable them