❅eliza❅

Keep hating on Ashton and you’ll never hear the album lol byE 

if you think a 19 year old old boy who wouldn’t even hurt a fly should cut him self you need to take 4462781547 steps back until you and your shitty opinion are no where to be heard off 

Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.

This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on tumblr

Ashton probably loves us more than he loves himself so if I see one more person calling him a douche bag/dick/rude/etc. I will not hesitate to shove my foot up your ass

Having both is staying in bed because you don’t want to go to school and then panicking because you don’t want to fail. Having both is wanting to go see your friends so you don’t lose them all, then staying home in bed because you don’t want to make the effort. Having both is insanely hard and sucks to deal with.

when ur crush gets a haircut and u realize you only ever liked them for their hair

if you don’t want michael clifford banging you against a wall because he’s had a rough day at the studio and needs to pound his frustrations away then u need to seriously re-evaluate ur priorities in life

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

I found a book of animal ‘jokes’ so incredibly shitty that everyone who reblogs this is going to get one of them in their ask box.

i will reblog this whenever i see this on my dashboard 

LUKE FUCKING HEMMINGS OMG BABY

when people with accents sing, their accent disappears, so how does Ashton sing and still sound like a fucking kangaroo

missing people who treated you like garbage is very strange and dumb