Well you've got a foolish heart.

Know the difference between being patient and wasting your time.

This is so important

I’m the auntie that tells ur mom to let u do things

i’d watch an entire series about bodybuilders in a tiny town

my neutral expression makes me look like im always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true

Not taking this Siobhan rivalry laying down I see.

if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be

Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.

catastrophically loud 

gets an adrenaline rush from contributing to class discussion

i swear my soul has aged for like an entire century since i finished high school i literally feel like theres an old granny living inside of me who just wants warm beverages and understanding from family while spending her days tucked away in bed

no