🌼lazy daisy🌼

the monster under the bed is scary to YOU. i’m having sex with it though.

Sorry I only fuck dorks and goofs

as long as tumblr never gets banned i’ll be okay

interlocking fingers while fucking >>>>

coffee isn't enough i need to get electrocuted

tell me about your fantasies so i can make them come true

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

shoutout to my homies who are deeply bizarre and have something wrong with them

romanticizing the horrors all by yourself handsome?

there is something so humiliating about having wants and needs. someone should look into this.

pet play but I'm a tamagotchi and now you have to take care of me non stop or I'll die