Weird and the Wonderful

THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS

I may not be your cup of tea, but I am your eight glasses of water.

*drinks water to avoid talking*

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

There is nothing to defend

THIS IS IMPORTANT

all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with

the only dates i need are tour dates

i can’t imagine someone ever looking at me and getting butterflies that just doesn’t happen