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its “thighs rubbing together under ya sundress” season

Buy cute, cheap lace leggings. Cut them a little above your knee. Hem them or don’t, but then you can wear them under your sundresses and not worry about how you sit or if your thighs chafe, and if anyone sees them they look cute af so hell yes

Or a little deodorant between the thighs is magical

Also, LUSH sells this dust called Silky Underwear that makes your skin smooth so they don’t stick together or chafe.

I love that we’re all here for each other in this season of need

Monistat has an anti-chafing gel that works wonders and I live by. You can usually find it in the feminine care aisle of any drugstore. 

There’s this stuff called Glide…pretty cheap & works hella miracles

I’m so ready for sundress season. 

reblog to save a thigh

REBLOG TO SAVE A THIGH

Reblog every summer

Reblog cause y'all girls look great in sundresses

For all my guys, gals and nb pals suffering this season, I buy dove spray on deodorant and it works like a charm

^^^^^ can confirm especially if you’re going to be in water

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died

just got this and was like no

Shit! I FUCKING LOGGED IN!!! 😡😡😡😖😖😖😭😭😭 I DON’T WANNA START OVER!!!

Damn it! I knew I should have reblogged it! Then you would’ve seen it.

It’s ok love I changed my password so they won’t get in.

itsover goodbye guys i fucked up 

mee too I got it from someone called fandomthingsask

Keep your eyes peeled guys!

Guys, change the password now!!!! 

Damn it!! I just put my shit in!

Yes, I feel for the sane shit

I had to change my password and it was a nightmare. PLEASE don’t click it

This is horrible spread the word be safe and don’t click on the link!!!!

Holy crap

Don’t click on any suspicious links, even if you know it’s probably bad and want to warn other people. Ignore the link and make a post about it.

Don’t just ignore it - Press ‘’Looks suspicious? Mark as spam’’ button in the chat, so Tumblr’s gonna take a move agaisnt.

Even better.

Reblogging. I personally never got one of those, but someone else might.

Don’t sign in.

I’ve never experienced this but I want everyone to stay safe ❤️

Reblogging for the safe

stay safe

please stay safe guys

^^^^^

Glad this hasn’t happened to me yet….be cautious guys

Both screenshoted url now go to a 403 error, your welcome

You really gonna bring this one back huh? @bennieandthejosh

Yes because it’s always iconic, relevant, and relatable

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth

It’s sad that there are only 13k notes on this..m

put this on all 3 of my blogs

being gay is way more fun when you have someone to be gay with

i think most people are interpreting this as wanting a partner, but also being gay is way better when you have a bunch of gay friends

I believe Jaz is mentioned to be blonde, and Felix, for some reason I thought with ginger hair, but it’s been a while!!!!! This is great advice!!!!

reblog if you’re a lesbian who supports bi girls, a bi girl who supports lesbians, or if you want all wlw to have a nice day