Welcome to Night Vale Daily Quotes

We clutch teddy bears first, then dolls, then sports jerseys, and automobiles with hand-sewn leather and excellent gas mileage. As if that were something permanent.

At home by yourself tonight? Just look closely in the background of any mirror. You are most certainly not alone.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a sudden and baffling urge to walk a thousand miles straight, nonstop.

The living tell the dying not to leave, and the dying do not listen. The dying tell us not to be sad for them, and we do not listen. The dialogue between the living and the dead is full of misunderstanding and silence.

In the old days, there weren't all these satellites recording our every move. We had government agents in vans to do that sort of things.

Sleep is confusing. Dreams are baffling. The concept of transitioning from one perceived reality to another is a tolerated madness.

Petco: Where did the pets go? The silence is unbearable.

In space, they can hear you scream, and they would like for you to please stop. It's almost 10pm, okay?

Nothing can be fully understood to be “real.” Any description of the world we give is simply the world we experience – which is to say, a narrative we force onto whatever horror or void lies behind the scrim of our perception.

We wake up, we move on. No state is our state forever. All is fleeting.

It's not other people that hurt us, but what we feel about them.

Mostly we don't get destroyed... Mostly we destroy ourselves.

You should relax more. It’s not that there’s nothing coming to get you, there’s everything coming to get you…but relax anyway, just on principle.

You are fragile, and blind, and wanting, and stepping alone into the great darkness of the future.

Much has been made of the "super moon," but next week there will be a "secret moon," followed by a "blinking moon" and later "noisy moon."

On this day is history: conflict, strangely-shaped clouds, music, forgotten insubstantial moments, forgetting substantial people, flowers.

Citrus is our future. Citrus holds the key to prosperity. Citrus holds the key to health.