It wasn't me!

"You don’t want to race me, kiddo. You’ll lose, every time.”

"In your dreams, but if you're so sure why don't you put your pride on the line."

"Yours is bug spray. Swinging is outdated. I could fly the city twice in the time it took you to get down the block.”

"Whats that old man? You want to race?"

"You might be able to stick to surfaces, but I can fly, anywhere I wanted. Pretty sure that I means I win.”

"Your kryptonite is a fire extinguisher. Who'd even want to fly? Swinging's way cooler." 

"You’re joking right? there’s no way your silly string is better then my awesome powers."

"Silly string-- Do you even hear yourself right now? I can stick to any surface. You can make toast from a distance. There is no way you win."

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"Tommy, my main man. How’s it goin’ dude? This isn’t about the toaster, right? I tried to fix it but turns out —not as easy as it looks.”

Young Avengers Presents Vol. 1 #003 (Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Alina Urusov)