Daily Umamusume Headcanons!!!

When Rhein Kraft and Cesario watch movies together, Rhein Kraft will oftentimes cuddle up into Cesario's lap and fall asleep. Once Cesario notices Rhein Kraft is asleep, she'll turn the movie off for the night so Rhein Kraft doesn't miss too much of it.

Gold Ship manages to both have one of the most HORRENDOUS sleep schedules of all of Tracen and be full of energy nearly 24/7. To the point that is the literal cause of her sleep schedule being so bad. She never runs out of energy.

Like Manhattan Cafe, Epiphaneia has a connection to the spirit world, which is how she is able to "hear the voices of fate." However, Epiphaneia is not able to see spirits, so she has fully misinterpreted the voices. Cafe has actually spotted spirits hanging out around Epiphaneia, but has yet to say anything.

I've seen Stay Gold/Oriental Art as a decently popular Stay Gold ship, so I'm not surprised someone might think Stego's type is ginger/chestnuts. Thanks for the submission!

After the events of Wings of Steam and Steel, Twin Turbo desperately begged Narita Taishin to build her a jetpack. It took longer than it really should have for her to realize that Taishin was able to do all the mechanical stuff thanks to her in-game powers.

Orfevre has an over hour-long morning routine. Most of it is her trying desperately to wrangle her hair. Inevitably Dream Journey will catch her struggling and help her with it.

When the Golden Generation eat together, El Condor Pasa and Seiun Sky are not allowed to sit next to each other. This is because El Condor Pasa puts hot sauce on everything she eats, and it often becomes collateral damage for the Umas on either side of her. Seiun Sky would get sick from just a small bit of El's hot sauce.

Hishi Amazon is one of the strongest Umamusume at all of Tracen. In fact, she once challenged Gentildonna to a one-on-one of pure strength because she is that strong (and confident). Gentildonna... well she's number one on that list for a reason.

Gaaaaah Caldura is so cute... They're so silly and affectionate with one another. I can just imagine Calstone Light O nuzzling Durandal and it's just ijaoiejwfoijoaisdjfoiawjeoifjsaisdjflkwjaeoi

Part of the reason Loves Only You is so determined to spread love throughout the world is because she is Cupioromantic and is hoping that one day, despite the fact she cannot feel romantic attraction, someone will still be willing to have a romantic relationship with her.

If left alone and understimulated, Shinko Windy will chew on her hair. She used to bite herself, but that kept leading to her getting sick, so this is the next best thing.

T.M. Opera O has a one-sided rivalry with King Halo to see who can get more attention. King Halo is not interested in new attention in the way T.M. Opera O is, which is why the rivalry is one-sided. King Halo is happy with her clique.

I didn't even know Tachyon knew English! Thanks for the submission!

Tanino Gimlet has one eye. There is no eye under her eye patch. She feels far more powerful with the eye patch on.

Aww yes! I can absolutely see her having sensory processing disorder. It also could explain why she seems quite irritated when it's loud (one of her mood down events is literally her getting upset about a crowd of people while she's trying to look at the stars). Thanks for the submission!

Mejiro Palmer refuses to show any of the other Mejiros her group chat names, because outside of the ones with the Mejiros in them, they have names that are absolutely not fit for a Mejiro. The one for the gyaru gang is especially bad thanks to Helios.