marrison is cute ok

It’s been like 7 months I owe u guys this

max: because i was praisin' jesus all night bitch, hallelujah

gwen: get out of my camp

max: you know that little voice in your head that tells you to do the right thing? i'm the guy yelling over it. yeah, i'm the guy that makes you feel good about doing bad things.

harrison: so you're like a terrible friend?

i hope u feel better! lemme offer u some headcanons for some good Sweet Terrible Boys to cheer you up 

max can cook and is really pretty good at it, so when harrison comes over he’ll cook something nice for them to share

“wow it’s amazing!”“thanks i just use  my mom’s cook book and-”“i didn’t even know you were tall enough to see over the stove!”“get out of my house.” 

max gets the ‘butter beer’ recipe from the harry potter cook book and makes it for harry

harrison really likes harry potter stuff but a lot of the official merch is Expensive. during the winter months he wears hoddies and jackets and really wants a hufflepuff one

so of course max knits a homemade hufflepuff sweater for him and throws it at harrison’s face and walks away before harry can get all teary eyed and lovey dovie about it

it looks more like a bumble bee sweater but it’s harrison’s favorite 

since it’s so big max will sometimes squirm up under there and cuddle

max is a very short boy and likes sittin in harrison’s lap but also? harrison loves sittin in max’s and cuddling up to him. tall boy likes his short comfy bf

harrison sends him good morning and good night texts 

he also signs his good night/morning texts like this 🎩💛💙😒

“the hat is mean and the grumpy face is you, and then there are the hearts!”“that’s so cheesy oh my god.” “i can stop if you want.”“no.”

will also text max this:💛💙💛“it’s a heart hug!”“what?”“the yellow hearts are me, giving a hug to the blue heart! that’s you! it’s a hug with hearts since i can’t be there to hug you in person”

nerris: i was...not prepared. i was not prepared for preston to go at it like a horny raccoon

harrison: *chomps the ring pop*

max: i would like some app-y slices please

david: aw, and some peanut butter to dip them in?