#not marrison

i’ve got u my dude and let me give u a few options 

nerris’ parents! her dad is so into larping he would be so excited and supportive of harrison’s magic! and while nerris’ mom is a bit more of a worry wart she would try to understand harrison’s interests and just want him to be safe 

next up is gwen! cus who doesn’t love mom gwen! she’s already used to the weird shit that goes on at camp every day, harrison setting things on fire every now and then or making something disappear would be like a walk in the park for her. also has that degree in psychology so she could help talk through harrison’s problems and help him with his emotional issues 

and lastly the millers. cus i mean, come on. fbi agents deal with weird shit every day. harrison destroys the house and it’s just like “not too shabby, still not as good as the time Meredith destroyed the house last year”

preston: you look like a new character in candy land who only steals twizzlers.

nerris: you look like a vaudeville usher who's trying for a manager position.

preston: nerris you look like a Halloween costume to represent farts under a blanket.

harrison: no, nerris looks like rye bread that a cap got on

max: because i was praisin' jesus all night bitch, hallelujah

gwen: get out of my camp