bhed~

i wish i didnt love the internet so much i would have a lot more free time and a healthier brain.. but i must scroll

Aap to baddie ho yaar

no i don’t want any nonchalant boys, i need him spamming my phone when i’m not answering

Standards are high because I can reciprocate anything I ask for

Mere sath koi kya hi bura karega.........PCB lekar mene khud ke sath hi bura kar liya hai🥲🥲

Aaj tak kisi ne mujhe vo ishara nhi diya jo samjhdar ko kafii hota hai

y'all will catch me experiencing teenage love in my next lifetime now 😛

papa sahi kehte hai shubah jaldi uthne se sab theek hojata hai

you ruin a friendship by overanalyzing it. like chill girl, it's not your character analysis literature homework. don't overthink ts. (another attack on me 🎀)

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

Please stop sharing this, the average flight does not carry enough cookies.

"you're a great listener" thanks I don't understand when it's my turn to talk

Please koi indian aunties ko batao ki unke baba ki dawai se embryo apna sex chromosome nahi badlega.