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Takanashi Tsumugi: Yuki-san, thank you for your hard work! I’m reaching out about the Dolcolle interview, are you currently free?

Yuki: Hold on a sec, my AC broke.

Takanashi Tsumugi: O-oh no, that’s awful!! I’ll reschedule the interview, so please go find a place to cool off first! 

Yuki: Oh, it’s okay, Momo came by a little while ago and fixed it. Turns out you can make it work if you keep smacking it hard enough.

Takanashi Tsumugi: I don’t think… that really counts as “fixing” it…?

Yuki: Oh yeah. That’s probably why he’s looking up repair services right now. Anyways, I moved to another room so we can go ahead with the interview.

Takanashi Tsumugi: Understood! But please let me know right away if you’re not feeling well ><

Takanashi Tsumugi: Now then, could you start by sharing your thoughts on the photo shoot? You filmed at a flower garden this time around, what did you think of it?

Yuki: There was so much greenery, it was really soothing. I guess it was so comfortable that even Momo dozed off during break time.

Takanashi Tsumugi: It’s rare to see Momo-san taking a nap 😳

Yuki: There have been a lot of summer specials piling up lately. You picked the shooting location for us, right? I got to have that busy popular Momo all to myself. Thank you.

Takanashi Tsumugi: No need to thank me…! But I’m glad you two had a chance to relax even a little bit 😊

Takanashi Tsumugi: Next, please tell us about your summer memories with Momo-san.

Yuki: Watermelons, maybe? Back when we were still poor, I offhandedly mentioned craving some in front of him.

Takanashi Tsumugi: So Momo-san went and bought some for you? >u<

Yuki: No, he actually went and harvested it himself.

Takanashi Tsumugi: He harvested a watermelon?!

Yuki: Apparently a senior he used to work with at some moving company told him  his girlfriend’s brother had a friend who was growing high quality watermelons. So Momo went and arranged a part-time job right then and there.

Takanashi Tsumugi: No wonder Momo-san’s known as The Most Connected Man in the entertainment industry…!

Yuki: He’s amazing, isn’t he? Momo pulls off things I could never do, and he makes it look so effortless that I almost take it for granted. But I realized there’s real effort and pain behind the process. He held out that watermelon with a beaming smile, but all I saw was his hands covered in bruises and scratches.

Takanashi Tsumugi: Yuki-san…

Yuki: Momo himself tends to forget his pain, so I have to be the one who sees it at least. The AC broke on me and he came immediately, he spoils me rotten, doesn’t he?

Takanashi Tsumugi: But somehow I feel like that’s a dynamic so uniquely you, it’s lovely to witness. You care for each other and gently support one another…

Takanashi Tsumugi: Moving on to the final question. From your perspective, what is Momo-san’s “Shiny Time”, that is, his most dazzling moment in your memories?

Yuki: When he’s smiling. I want to see Momo smile all the time, but there were days when I couldn’t make that happen. I hope I’ll be able to protect that smile from now on.

Takanashi Tsumugi: That’s wonderful ✨ Thank you so much!

Takanashi Tsumugi: I feel like this turned into an incredibly rich interview thanks to you, Yuki-san...! 

Yuki: I feel like I talked more than usual. I guess I was simmering in that room earlier so my head’s a little foggy.

Takanashi Tsumugi: That’s right 💦 I hope the repair person comes by soon…

Yuki: Oh, they said they’d come by today.

Takanashi Tsumugi: Amazing! That’s great to hear.

Staff

The fifth issue of DOLCOLLE, Rainbow City’s magazine, is officially coming soon! The cover of "DOLCOLLE Vol. 5: Weaving Memories: A Shiny Time Special" will feature the hugely popular idol group Re:vale! ✨ The issue will also include special, newly taken photos of the duo wearing costumes from their past! 💥 Not just that, we’ve also  prepared "shiny" features as radiant as the summer sun! ☀️ In the segment "Precious Memories, Always by Your Side," we present an interview tracing Re:vale's journey. Additionally, we are also accepting your fanmail! Please send in your passionate messages, questions, and more! #DOLCOLLE #Re:vale #Memories #IdolMagazine # FanLetters

Momo

Heya there! Re:vale’s Cute and Shiny Momo-chan here ✨

Yuki

Hello. I’m Re:vale’s Handsome and Shiny Yuki.

Momo

Coincidentally, we’re appearing on eeeeeeveryone’s favorite ✨Dolcolle✨ this month!

Yaaaayyyy 🥳 Wooohoooooo!! 🥳

Momo

Did you see last month’s Dolcolle, Yuki?! Touma and Torao looked incredible!

Yuki

I saw. It was erotic

Momo

What are you saying lolololololol

Yuki

Am I wrong?

Momo

You’re not exactly wrong! But people of all ages will take a look at this rabbitter, so make it a liiiiiittle less on the nose! 😉

Yuki

Got it

Yuki

Their cover captured an essence of surrendering oneself to an irresistible storm of passion.

Momo

Yuki…! How did you manage to spin the word “erotic” into such prose, are you a genius?!?!🥹

Yuki

^^

Momo

While we’re on the topic, what are your thoughts on our shoot?

Yuki

We set ours up in a flower garden, so the vibe was fresh and lovely and the breeze felt great.

Momo

That’s right! We went for the trademark Dazzling Re:vale vibe, so look forward to it😉

Momo

PS: We did NOT surrender to an irresistible storm of passion 🙅‍♂️

Yuki

(LOL) You’re already using it

Momo

DOLCOLLE Vol. 5’s interview had three key topics!

🕶 Our impressions on the photoshoot

🌻 Yuki and I’s summer memories together

✨ What defines “Shiny Time” for us?

Momo

I bet the titles alone got you guys suuuuu😆per intrigued! Make sure to check out the magazine 

Inumaru Touma

What does “Shiny Time” mean anyways 🤔 Is it like a “sparkling moment” or something?

Yuki

I see. So Touma-kun doesn’t know

Yuki

“Shiny Time” is industry jargon

Inumaru Touma

Are you serious?! I’ve never heard of it before 😳 How do you even use it?

Momo

Heya, Manager? Let’s go to a bar and have a Shiny Time

Yuki

Hello Manager. Let’s grab a cold one with the boys and hit that Shiny Time (1)

Mido Torao

Touma, don’t listen to them. Nobody uses outdated slang like that anymore

Yuki

You got me

Momo

My bad lolol Your question was so cute we couldn’t help teasing you a little 🥹

Momo

It’s exactly as you said, Touma. “Shiny Time” refers to a memory where we were truly shining✨

From my own perspective when I think of Yuki, and vice versa!

Yuki

What did you say, Momo?

Momo

That’s…A s.e.c.r.e.t 🤫

You gotta read the interview to find out!

Yuki

Hmmmmmm

Yuki

Hello Manager. Momo won’t spill the tea

Momo

You’re still doing that bit lololol

Yuki uses “ギロッポン” in the original text, which is industry slang for “eating sushi in ginza”, the joke here is that Yuki says the exact same thing as Momo except turns every word into a slang. Source: https://takashionary.com/japanese-outdated-slang/#ギロッポン

Momo

I read through every single fan mail you guys sent! You put so much love into every single one, Momo-chan’s heart is fluttering 🥺

Momo

Now I’ll be sharing a question that really stood out to me! “What do you prefer eating during summer?”, you first, Yuki!

Yuki

Something cold and easy to digest sounds nice. I tend to lose my appetite when it’s hot

Natsume Minami

Yuki-san’s the type to lose his appetite? We’re polar opposites then. I cannot keep going unless I eat.

Momo

Same here! I get you so bad! Summer’s the perfect weather to eat meat or ramen 🥩🍜

Momo

But Yuki has a delicate stomach；～；

Yuki

；～；

Yuki

Doctor Momo, what should I do about it?

Momo

Hon hon hon. Yuki-kun, just eat what you actually can eat ✋

Momo

(Though I’d be happy if you ate a balanced diet and didn’t lose weight)

Yuki

Doctor, aren’t you breaking character?

Momo

Hon hon hon. Then I’ll get by on eating meat and ramen, and Yuki-kun can stick to nagashi somen. Problem solved 💡

Momo

～ END ～

Isumi Haruka

Um…What are you two doing?

Yuki

A skit.

Momo

In Rabbitter form of course 🫶 If you don’t like the doctor skit, we can also do a kindergarten nurse’s office. Do you wanna join us, Haruka?

Natsume Minami

How about you don’t invite Isumi-san to your shady activities?

Momo

( ・3・ )

Yuki

( ・3・ )

Momo

We got to wear our “Collection Album Vol. 2” outfits for the cover photo! It’s been a while since we had them on, what did you guys think?

Momo

Audience VC: They’re sooooo cooooool!!

Yuki

You’re roleplaying as the audience now?

Momo

Because Yuki looks super mega handsome in this outfit!! You can’t not scream when you see it! 🗣️

Tsunashi Ryuunosuke

You looked really cool too, Momo-san! Seeing you two dance together made me remember how close you are all over again ☺️

Momo

Ryuu-chan! I’m glad to hear that from the close-knit TRIGGER 😆

Kujo Tenn

“Close-knit” you say. That sounds a little embarrassing

Yuki

You guys are really close after all. Well if you guys aren’t close then the others would be considered enemies

Yaotome Gaku

Thank you so much! I feel like living at Ryuu’s place helped deepen our bond too.

Yuki

Nice. Momo, do you want to live together again?

Momo

Sounds good to me! Call it Re:vale Residence 😁

Momo

First off, we definitely need a soundproof workspace for you! Then a spacious, convenient kitchen with a room to host parties for our juniors✨

Yuki

Then we’d need a futsal court or a private beach for you to surf in, right?

Momo

Yuki…! You’re so handsome when you’re thoughtful 😭

Momo

👓BEEP BEEP BEEP…

MomoGPT: According to my calculations, you need a plot of land the size of Rainbow City to build Re:vale’s Dream House.

Yuki

That’s way too big

Yuki

We’ll need a golf cart to drive around the house

Momo