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Of course I got to be repping the England team while on holiday, but these sure do fit a bit tighter than last year

DM me to buy it :)

Received this wonderfully squishy submission from an enormous fat slob. He was always a chubby kid, but decided to lose some weight one day and he got very jacked and lean. Unfortunately, there’s something like fat memory too, similar to the more known muscle memory. His fat cells wanted to blow up again and so did this fatso. He bounced back to his old weight by picking up old habits again and as a result his soft paunch bounces again too now. I wonder what your old gym buddies would think of you now you’ve become a very greedy piggy. I can’t even imagine how humiliating it would be to not even fit into you old fat clothes anymore. I’d buy new swimming trunks if I were you, chubbs, or maybe not, ‘cause I don’t think it’s a good idea to flaunt that enormously fat body around at the beach anymore.

Find the other post of him here: https://www.tumblr.com/newkidintownme/814523365402476544/accidentally-got-fat-do-your-worst?source=share

My favorite? Pizza by far. It has carbs and dairy and meat and it’s just so good and cheap. You can get loads of it and still want more

My PayPal is open for dessert 👀

Innocent Gum - Gator Days

Très mignon!!

By the way, I will be launching a Patreon very soon 😄