Random Nonsense and Jackassery

I can't believe I forgot I had this! So purple 😍 #lemminglacquer #notd https://www.instagram.com/p/CIW51g7jMwT/?igshid=tnku10gr2yxf

This cat excels at luxuriating. Also the new flooring matches her fur. There's a joke in there somewhere. ☺️ #Cleo #cat https://www.instagram.com/p/CDm6J6bDyb-/?igshid=gjfd9buba1xj

@Crabcon swag bag!! No Golden ticket for me 😭 But so much amazing stuff!! #hermitcrabs https://www.instagram.com/p/CCJaRprDczk/?igshid=117tdrf90szvd

I don't care who you are that's some funny shit right there. 😂😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/B891Xh0ASAb/?igshid=1adr7jmb11w8c

"But I don't like pie!" #ChickenRun https://www.instagram.com/p/B84zGaZgklF/?igshid=9r8ars6acscj

My #gachapon from #gachagacha crate #japancrate I need the hermit crab so bad 😭😭 https://www.instagram.com/p/B8DK3zWA5Tt/?igshid=7hu2lfqqu8l9

Goat sticks. Matt assures me they are not goat dicks but I dunno. #NotAGayGoat #FishSticks #GayFish #Kanye #SouthPark #cartman https://www.instagram.com/p/B7Mf5TUgiPQ/?igshid=sigahki6ouei

Why? 🤦 #thriftstorefinds #carrot 🥕 https://www.instagram.com/p/B7MdQpHggZK/?igshid=xogopj4h531e

A shining example of American ingenuity and craftsmanship. #goodwill #thriftstorefinds (at Goodwill) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7Mckv4geBX/?igshid=4k8t2b2cfmll

The large C. violascens I adopted this fall checking out the apple. Lt. Dan (violascens) in the food dish. Ramona (compressus) after a swim. #hermitcrabs https://www.instagram.com/p/B69i1RyAFSw/?igshid=10sfuci01b6yh

🤣🤣 #tpb #cannabis #weed #marijuana #legalatmidnight #illinois https://www.instagram.com/p/B6wiK3ygFTd/?igshid=10bntfug2clb4

Do you ever have an ah ha moment like this? My parents weren't into politics at all. Somehow I grew up a Reagan loving conservative. Pretty sure this is why. #AlexPKeaton #MichaelJFox 😍 https://www.instagram.com/p/B6tCTY-Aed6/?igshid=rua9p82eqwmv

You mad bro? 😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/B5mIj_cgZUh/?igshid=htrzxeg7algw

So many Chihuahuas coming out of a hoard in Waco. Please donate, foster, adopt, share! https://www.instagram.com/p/B5VtEV2ACKR/?igshid=5m9m9o0ukxuv

#Cleo loves her #eevee more than me 🙄 #cat https://www.instagram.com/p/B5UIOyGg1Mq/?igshid=1dsuwhcwz8u5i

🙄 https://www.instagram.com/p/B5JhfTEAU7U/?igshid=z4f1v0797h8s

So there's a new thing you know now. #willemdafoe 🍆 https://www.instagram.com/p/B4qRm7jgiRv/?igshid=muff0pfrt0xg