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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

[english butler voice] will you be 'rage-baiting' yourself again this evening by reading the reddit comments section, ma'am?

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

My five year plan is to just see what happens

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain

Man, I don’t hate Loreen and I think Sweden deserved many points but fuck this.

i thought eurovision was for the gays, not radio enjoyers