hardgore alice

I know Elon Musk gets a lot of hate, but--and I say this sincerely--I don't think he gets nearly enough. If we work together, we can make sure he's hated even more.

one thing i love about mass effect (1) is that it starts with this shot where you just barely see your shepard’s reflection in the window and then a long tracking shot of their back as they walk through the CIC, and then the music swells as it swings around to reveal their face, like the big introduction to the main character at the start of the movie… only you just spent twenty minutes customizing your shepard and looking at them from all angles as you selected their backstory, so theres absolutely no reveal to it

There is a reveal to it: the revelation that your Shepard looks absolutely terrible outside of the customization screen lighting.

Dragon Age II’s sex scenes are a million percent funnier when you remember that they are actually Varric describing them to Cassandra.