Obsessions

all i want is lemony snicket to narrate my life but honestly it would just be like ‘today she laid in bed all day. here the phrase ‘all day’ means all goddamn week’ 

modern horror story: a single 200 chapter fic on ao3 summarized as a “collection of drabbles.” it is tagged for 200 different fandoms and every single character who so much as breathes in any of the chapters. it takes you an hour to scroll past. it is always at the top of your search results because it updates three times a week.

#YES #THIS #THIS DRIVES ME FUCKING CRAZY #if you’re going to write #a hundred small fics in a hundred fandoms #more power to you #have fun #but post a hundred fics on AO3 #don’t fucking post it as one big fic #I will not read it #even if I like your writing #it’s too much to page through #potentially 70 or 80 chapters #to find the one fandom I like

hearing “shake it” by metro station launches me into another dimension every time

so i went to target earlier and i was looking through the men’s clothing section and was comparing two shirts and this woman came up to me and literally said  “oh, how nice! you must be shopping for your boyfriend”. and i, without thinking, replied: “nothing i do in life is ever for the sake of men”.