A Blog for Dad!Snape

Not any classic stuff, like stuff you thought up into your head or have only seen bits and pieces of

(Mine is Harry sh-ing and Severus just breaks down crying cause Lily would’ve raised him with so much love)

Ihhfhhffhjdjsuhhhhhhhh . Lemme think about this

I’m kinda forgetting what’s a trope and what’s not so I’ll just list stuff I don’t see often and would enjoy more of:

Mute Harry is interesting, whether if he’s fully non verbal or only speaks around people he’s comfortable with

Unhealthily dependent Harry . He’s had to be independent all his childhood, cooking and cleaning and doing other chores and staying home sometimes by himself, without any kind of support emotional or physical, so when he’s finally got someone who can be there for him , it makes it all the more shocking and painful to read him completely unable to be without Snape, this kid had survived so much and been on his own for so long turned into someone so needy and anxious because finally someone can fulfil that need (this is what I want to explore in Dogwood Harry when I write the fic)

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Snape: what does he think this place is, a hotel ?

*keeps spare pyjamas for Harry*

*keeps spare toothbrush and toothpaste for Harry*

*gets extra blankets for Harry*

*gets new pillows for Harry*

snape: after you.

alastor: no thank you. i never let anyone walk behind me. seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.

snape: …okay? but that still leaves a 30% chance of being attacked from the front.

alastor: yeah, but it’ll be easier to stop. i can always blow the attacks, or i can counter-

snape: i didn’t mean to scare him

mcgonagall: -so i go in the room, i sit down-

snape: okay and where are you sitting, are you down on a chair or are you at your desk?

mcgonagall: yeah, i’m at my desk.

snape: OH, so you’re minding your own business!

Doing their nightly rounds. (Timelapse video below)

This was based on a twitter chat post a few months ago.

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Meanwhile, Neville doesn't follow instructions and creates a concoction so potent it melts a cauldron and burns holes in other students shoes, along with himself being covered in painful boils.

Being called an 'idiot boy' in response is tame in comparison, especially considering the circumstances lmao.

Like no shit he's gonna be strict when fucking up a potion can cause that much damage and more like??

ETA: That is literally all Severus does in that scene btw. Aside from ordering Seamus to take Neville to the Hospital Wing in post, and then chastise Harry for not keeping an eye on Neville (which, it was wrong for him to single Harry out, especially with the baseless assumption that he was purposefully not aware of his surroundings for his own gain. But on the other hand it is a sensible lesson to keep an eye on those at your table - especially in a potions setting. Same lesson could have been acheived in a better manner though).

ETA 2: Also thinking about how *little* points Severus takes in that entire class. *Two* points. When he's already been "established" by Ron (going off word of mouth) that he favours Slytherin and can be nasty.

ALSO the way Malfoy being praised is framed as favouritism, even though he's just good at instructions and happens to be in Slytherin like??