i am navy

“Psychologist G. Stanley Hall, one of the movement’s leaders, recommended that Christ himself be buffed up as a way of increasing Protestantism’s appeal. In a public opinion survey, Hall discovered that most viewers turned to words like “sick, unwashed, sissy, ugly, feeble” when presented with a standard painting of Christ on the cross. Hall advocated a Jesus with muscles and bulk, fighting back against his persecutors rather than succumbing meekly to crucifixion.”

the canonical gospels won't tell you how Jesus peeled himself off the cross, ripped a thunderstruck centurion clean in half, then climbed back up there and died by choice like a man. I think it's in one of the gnostic ones though

hey if ur a queer christian blog or a christian witch blog or a progressive christian blog can u rb this

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

i always forget teh fandom outside of tumblr isn't as fond of anders because whenever i peek at a da discord server i'm in this one person keeps going "erm anders is literally evil and the game should literally kill you irl if you side with him" whenever given the opportunity and everyone else just goes "yeah that sounds reasonable. i agree"

White people be like i made Donald trump in tomodachi life

now drop and gimme twenty damn daniels

Medically transitioning into a girl who cares about the difference between Middle and Late Platonism

Imo the funniest thing about Dimidue’s relationship is they both think they’re the sidekick, and would be horrified to find the other thinks that way.