Daddy's Little Girl

reblog this if i can tumblr im you, just slamming a muse or plot idea down in front of you

this doesn’t mean that you have to accept or agree with the idea - i’m just a scared little turtle that would like to know if that’s something that you wouldn’t mind so much 

"Hopefull yer’ gonna get ‘er." She smiled, "So, whaddya’ wanna do? I could do yer’ hair so it looks all pretty."

"Really? Yah! Do my hair!"

"Anythin’ in particular ya’ want? Pigtails, a braid, pony tail, fishtail braid?"

"Ya pick! Ya the big sis!"

[Text: Itty Bitty Baby Joker] good, then come down 2 the hospital and find room 230, it’s on the second floor

[Text: Big Sister] Im on my way!!!!!

"Firs’ we gotta put the make-up on!" Giggles opened up the suitcase and pulled out a bottle of something green. "Hold still~! It’s a little cold!" Giggles poured the bottle on the top of his head and began to rub the liquid in.

"Oh uh okay?" When the little girl said something about putting on make up. He had a feeling he knew what exact the look Giggles had in store for him. His suspicions were proven correct as he felt the dye pour onto his head and notices the green color in the corner of his eye dripping down his nose. "Uhh Giggles I said I wanted to dress up, not have my hair died"

Giggles wiped his nose and cackled. "Makeovers are a part o' dress up, silly!" She put down the bottle and picked up another full of something white. she poured it into her hands. "Close ya eyes!" She smeared it all over his face.

"Hopefull yer’ gonna get ‘er." She smiled, "So, whaddya’ wanna do? I could do yer’ hair so it looks all pretty."

"Really? Yah! Do my hair!"

"Ya’ know I had a cute best friend once, I ended up datin’ her fa’ almost a year. Think that’s what’s gonna happen with you and Willow? I mean, despite what yer’ daddy might say, I think yer’ old enough ta’ start datin’."

Dixie shrugged. “I guess. Is datin’ like how Mama an’ Daddy are? An’ would we still be able ta play?”

"We’re yer’ in love? Yeah, it’s like that. Yer’ in love and lots of kisses and cuddles and all that stuff. Of course you can still play! When I was with Matthew, we used ta’ go ta’ the park alllllll the time."

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Yeah! Yeah! I wan’ tha’!"

"Well then find someone ya’ love lots and lots and ask ‘em out. Dependin’ on who it is, you can make sure ya’ do somethin’ they like. It also depends on what ya’ fancy, which in yer’ case it’s lookin’ more like girlies than boys. Which that’s always okay, love who ya’ love and whatnot, I ain’t gonna judge. On the bright side with that ya’ can’t get pregnant unless ya’ wanna. But we’re gonna save stuff like that until yer’ a bit older."

"Ask ‘em out? How do I do tha’? Wha’ exactly is tha’?" Dixie scooted closer to Hannah. "Tell me!"

"Jus’ go ta’ her and be like, ‘Hi, I like you, would you like ta’ go put on a date with me?’" Hannah smiled, "Then take ‘er out! Go out fa’ dinner or to a park or somethin’!"

"Ohhhhh! I like the park!"

"Then go ta’ the park. Now, wouldja’ like ta’ practice on me first or do ya’ think yer’ gonna be able ta’ do jus’ fine with yer’ lady friend?"

"Hmm…" Dixie tapped her chin. "Nope! I think I’ll be jussssss’ fine!"

"Then go get ‘er, suga’! Then report back ta’ me with the results!"

"I will!" Dixie nodded determinedly. 

"Ya’ know I had a cute best friend once, I ended up datin’ her fa’ almost a year. Think that’s what’s gonna happen with you and Willow? I mean, despite what yer’ daddy might say, I think yer’ old enough ta’ start datin’."

Dixie shrugged. “I guess. Is datin’ like how Mama an’ Daddy are? An’ would we still be able ta play?”

"We’re yer’ in love? Yeah, it’s like that. Yer’ in love and lots of kisses and cuddles and all that stuff. Of course you can still play! When I was with Matthew, we used ta’ go ta’ the park alllllll the time."

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Yeah! Yeah! I wan’ tha’!"

"Well then find someone ya’ love lots and lots and ask ‘em out. Dependin’ on who it is, you can make sure ya’ do somethin’ they like. It also depends on what ya’ fancy, which in yer’ case it’s lookin’ more like girlies than boys. Which that’s always okay, love who ya’ love and whatnot, I ain’t gonna judge. On the bright side with that ya’ can’t get pregnant unless ya’ wanna. But we’re gonna save stuff like that until yer’ a bit older."

"Ask ‘em out? How do I do tha’? Wha’ exactly is tha’?" Dixie scooted closer to Hannah. "Tell me!"

"Jus’ go ta’ her and be like, ‘Hi, I like you, would you like ta’ go put on a date with me?’" Hannah smiled, "Then take ‘er out! Go out fa’ dinner or to a park or somethin’!"

"Ohhhhh! I like the park!"

"Then go ta’ the park. Now, wouldja’ like ta’ practice on me first or do ya’ think yer’ gonna be able ta’ do jus’ fine with yer’ lady friend?"

"Hmm..." Dixie tapped her chin. "Nope! I think I'll be jussssss' fine!"

"Ya’ know I had a cute best friend once, I ended up datin’ her fa’ almost a year. Think that’s what’s gonna happen with you and Willow? I mean, despite what yer’ daddy might say, I think yer’ old enough ta’ start datin’."

Dixie shrugged. “I guess. Is datin’ like how Mama an’ Daddy are? An’ would we still be able ta play?”

"We’re yer’ in love? Yeah, it’s like that. Yer’ in love and lots of kisses and cuddles and all that stuff. Of course you can still play! When I was with Matthew, we used ta’ go ta’ the park alllllll the time."

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Yeah! Yeah! I wan’ tha’!"

"Well then find someone ya’ love lots and lots and ask ‘em out. Dependin’ on who it is, you can make sure ya’ do somethin’ they like. It also depends on what ya’ fancy, which in yer’ case it’s lookin’ more like girlies than boys. Which that’s always okay, love who ya’ love and whatnot, I ain’t gonna judge. On the bright side with that ya’ can’t get pregnant unless ya’ wanna. But we’re gonna save stuff like that until yer’ a bit older."

"Ask ‘em out? How do I do tha’? Wha’ exactly is tha’?" Dixie scooted closer to Hannah. "Tell me!"

"Jus’ go ta’ her and be like, ‘Hi, I like you, would you like ta’ go put on a date with me?’" Hannah smiled, "Then take ‘er out! Go out fa’ dinner or to a park or somethin’!"

"Ohhhhh! I like the park!"

Nightwing could make a break for it if he wanted. It wasn’t the first time someone held him at gun point and survived. And he could easily disarm the child, from where he stood, but not without hurting her. And in spite of her being a complete psycho he’d prefer not hurting her.”Maybe next time, Giggles… Can it just be you and me right now? I’m really now okay with… crowds at first.” Especially if said crowds were nothing but organs and heads in the jar. 

The little girl pouted but relented. “Alrighty. We won’ play with my frien’s. Can we play dress up? Ya mus’ like dress up! Lookit the costume ya wearin’! It’s so pretty~! I can make ya even prettier!”

"Uhh…" Whatever her idea of dress up was, it would most likely be something he wouldn’t want to be apart of. Especially after the horror show he had witnessed in the other room. But after declining her suggestion to playing with her friends, something told him saying no wouldn’t be an option this time. And he would have to get on her good side if he wanted to get the gun away from her. “Sure. We can do that.”

"Yay!" Giggles grabbed his hand and led him to another room. She left him standing in the middle of the room as she scampered off to grab a chair. She sat the chair down. "I need ya ta sit here while I go get the dress up clothes! Sit!" She pointed to the chair.

He wipes away the beat of sweat when the child leads him out of the trauma inducing room. The hero was gonna have a few nightmares after that. When she drags the chair to the center of the room, he grew nervous again. The space looked a little too empty for his comfort. Shrugging off the thought, he nods and sits down in the seat.

Giggles clapped. “Yay! Stay righ’ there! I’ll be riiiiiigh’ back!” Giggles ran out of the room and grabbed one of Joker’s suits and a suitcase. She ran back into the room and set the stuff down. “Yay! Le’s ge’ started!”

"Okay. Don’t make me look too ridiculous now." He said giving a chuckle that sounded a little less nervous than earlier. There was something about Giggles that was strangely cute. In a psychopathic little sister kind of way.

"Firs' we gotta put the make-up on!" Giggles opened up the suitcase and pulled out a bottle of something green. "Hold still~! It's a little cold!" Giggles poured the bottle on the top of his head and began to rub the liquid in.

"Ya’ know I had a cute best friend once, I ended up datin’ her fa’ almost a year. Think that’s what’s gonna happen with you and Willow? I mean, despite what yer’ daddy might say, I think yer’ old enough ta’ start datin’."

Dixie shrugged. “I guess. Is datin’ like how Mama an’ Daddy are? An’ would we still be able ta play?”

"We’re yer’ in love? Yeah, it’s like that. Yer’ in love and lots of kisses and cuddles and all that stuff. Of course you can still play! When I was with Matthew, we used ta’ go ta’ the park alllllll the time."

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Yeah! Yeah! I wan’ tha’!"

"Well then find someone ya’ love lots and lots and ask ‘em out. Dependin’ on who it is, you can make sure ya’ do somethin’ they like. It also depends on what ya’ fancy, which in yer’ case it’s lookin’ more like girlies than boys. Which that’s always okay, love who ya’ love and whatnot, I ain’t gonna judge. On the bright side with that ya’ can’t get pregnant unless ya’ wanna. But we’re gonna save stuff like that until yer’ a bit older."

"Ask 'em out? How do I do tha'? Wha' exactly is tha'?" Dixie scooted closer to Hannah. "Tell me!"

"Ya’ know I had a cute best friend once, I ended up datin’ her fa’ almost a year. Think that’s what’s gonna happen with you and Willow? I mean, despite what yer’ daddy might say, I think yer’ old enough ta’ start datin’."

Dixie shrugged. “I guess. Is datin’ like how Mama an’ Daddy are? An’ would we still be able ta play?”

"We’re yer’ in love? Yeah, it’s like that. Yer’ in love and lots of kisses and cuddles and all that stuff. Of course you can still play! When I was with Matthew, we used ta’ go ta’ the park alllllll the time."

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Yeah! Yeah! I wan' tha'!"