pussy poppin

Wifey type

I can’t with the bullshit today. This is just like when media ran a story about the white girl who was a fucking drug lord from her college apt. she was selling and pushing all kinds of illegal things and they (media outlets) wrote that story-line like a Disney fairy tale. IDC what anyone says white privilege is REAL especially when it comes to the way media portrays criminals 

like yes Beyoncé told us to get in formation and bitch i was there! in line and everything and i still wasn’t ready

how she gone put me in formation…the drop kick my ass right back out…how?!

couldn’t afford toilet paper

political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up

I think old people do this just to feel better about themselves because they don’t know how to use a computer and think that it works the other way around for some reason.

somebody explain this

this dude said light skin powers lol

you have to be the dumbest man alive to cheat on beyonce