Fat Daddy Harem™

Coffee with dulce de leche ice cream, banana but muffin, Boston cream donut and peanut butter pie for breakfast...😋😋 @house-withghost

They lady bringing them out to people just carried them to their tables but with mine she brought all of mine out on a giant serving tray 😵‍💫 then she listed them all out loud putting them down in front of me.

Maybe that’s my fault for going during lunch hour so everyone around me was seeing this feast that literally covered my entire table 😩

I didn’t have a gigantic dinner last night and I just tore through these fuck. I stuffed each and every bit of them down and waddled out of there so fucking full. It’s crazy how much wider I feel waddling around after gorging myself 😮‍💨

Btw is this shirt okay to wear out still? I feel like if I’m empty it’s okay, but after 7 tacos maybe it can’t really hide that fact? I dunno does it make me look kinda fat after that? I’m realizing too how far down my belt buckle is too from my big fat heavy gut pushing it down. 😬