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Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report | April 9, 1994

edward trying to explain how he stopped the van

These are prey animals whose natural habitat is a couch

these men are dressed like they’re going to a job interview where they will be slowly impaled on stakes in a pit of fire ants if they get the job. if I saw one of these guys standing in a person’s front yard I would assume he was either trying to lower the property values or that his role in a nearby home invasion was “distraction.”

These two are in a running competition to see who can shoplift the largest item.

Is this fashion? If this was a style of architecture it would be a car wash. If this was a style of dance it would be the insensate twitching of a corpse that has been hanged. If this was a style of music it would be a harmonica cover of a Pug dying a painful death. If you have sex in these outfits you gain a second virginity. These people are dressed for the job they want, and they want God to kill them.

Why he can’t sit straight

hey god it's me again

Fck society. Society is stupid. Go out and go do what you want to do today.