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i wanted to prove to myself that i could draw actual nsfw things but i chickened out

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anyways

Tony E and Steve A done✨

WinterIron, E, 6k, pwp, size kink

You know I’m strugglin when I can’t even speedwrite a bunch of porn real quick lolol oh well here’s this.

Apparently I have a brand. Nobody @me.

Written for the prompt “Big cock Bucky/unexpected size queen Tony” for the @winteriron-wunderkammer​ heat wave.

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Tony makes a very important discovery. In Bucky’s pants. Further investigation is needed.

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Bucky and Tony are supposed to be leaving for their sixth date. In actuality they are making out on Tony’s couch, because Bucky is wearing those jeans and Tony is weak, and that’s when Tony makes a very important discovery.

“Oh,” Tony breathes out, one hand frozen where it’s pressed to Bucky’s cock through his jeans, “wow.”

“Yeah I get that a lot,” Bucky says dryly, and it snaps Tony out of his shock enough that he lets out a soft huff of laughter as he glances up to meet Bucky’s eyes again.

“Wow,” Tony says again, just to make sure he really gets his point across, and when Bucky gives him a fond, amused grin Tony just has to lean in and kiss him again.

His breath catches when Bucky’s cock twitches under his palm, terrifyingly huge and still filling as he eagerly kisses Tony back, pulling him a little closer on the couch. Tony slowly trails his fingers along the length of Bucky’s cock through his jeans, from base to head, and his stomach flips over itself as Bucky’s cock throbs again, gets a little thicker.

“Seriously, wow,” Tony says again when he pulls away to catch his breath, lips tingling and head spinning, “is this thing for real?”

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pg 1 (car broke down so taking the subway) Blah blah blah T: *thinking* TOO MANY PEOPLE!!

pg2 T: *moving out of the way* T: !? WTFFF!?

pg3 T: ?? What are you doing?? S: Hu~ How do you feel about tomorrow’s 9 ’o clock headline: ‘Iron Man goes out alone, caught engaging in gross indecency on subway’?

pg4 T: …What are you trying to do? S: You T: !? S: Just look around at all these people. They all see you as a hero, but you want them to know what a whore you really are, no? S: Just be a good boy and do as I say. Let me take over, I’ll make you feel so good

pg5 S: You’re so wet down there. We’ve only just started and you’re already so prepared? Such a naughty body T: Wait!? What are you pressing!?? Oh! S: Aha, what is this? Your G spot?

pg6 T: Oo… Stop! I’ll call the police! S: We haven’t even gotten to the main course and you want me to stop? Don’t you want to know how it feels to be stuffed full, Mr Iron Man? T: !!???? S: So babe… Try your best to get pregnant with my child

pg7 T: Oh! !? *slides in* T: (Aaaah inside…) Ahh!!! Haa ahhhh *slide*

pg8 (A/N: Please don’t ask me where their clothes went) S: Such loud cries, does it really feel that good? Now nobody can take their eyes off you T: Aaah… Stop… stop looking… haa aaah… T: !!!!!!! JARVIS J: Yes, sir T: ! Shut down the simulator!! J: As you wish, sir

pg9 T: Steve you’re so amazing, it feels so good S: You’re really great too, Tony. No one else would’ve thought of using the training simulator this way T: Well duh I’m the one who built it S: But I still haven’t finished … … T: Can I go S: NO

One of the main ones was that Steve wasn’t allowed to touch himself. Tony had made it very clear early into their relationship that Steve’s pleasure wasn’t meant for Steve anymore, it was meant for Tony. 

Another one of Tony’s favourites was photos, random photos of various parts of Steve at sporadic timings - which he came up with after an overnight trip got extended to a week in Shanghai.

But his absolute favourite, Tony thinks to himself as he silently signals to JARVIS that the penthouse was to be locked away until further notice - was that Steve must be naked when he came home

He’s sitting on the couch, legs shifted apart and cock at half mast, and it never fails to leave Tony in awe - just how sensitive Steve is

Steve hasn’t touched himself, Tony knows this because its one of their rules, and yet the mere anticipation of Tony’s return has left Steve growing and swelling while he grips into the fabric of the couch

It’s the kind of thing that can get to a man’s head, but lucky for Tony - he’s quite used to a massive ego anyway

“Look at you,” he purrs, striding across the room and cupping Steve’s pecs into his hand instantly, “naked is a good look on you”

“Yeah,” Steve gasps - attempting for snarky but coming out as breathy when Tony pinches his nipple, “so you’ve said -multiple times”

Tony’s eyebrows raise at the snark anyway, hands stilling momentarily on their descent because he starts slowing walking his fingers down Steve’s chest, “you always get so irritated when I’m away for a long time”

His hands grip Steve’s cock lightly just as he leans in to whisper in the shell of Steve’s ear, “I don’t like it when my toys are mouthy”

He leans back just in time to watch a shudder ripple through Steve’s body - and Tony tightens his grip on his cock, corkscrewing upwards

“Now I was going to let you fuck me,” Tony says nonchalantly, letting up his brutal assault on Steve’s cock to instead run a singular finger against the pulsing vein, “but I think I should maybe just milk you instead”

He dips his fingers lower to play with Steve’s balls, tightly and firmly in a way that makes Steve’s hips buck off their own accord 

Tony smirks, licking a stripe against his palm and then thumbing the slit, smearing the pre-come that’s collected there until his hand slides smoothly over Steve’s weeping cock, “I’m going to have fun with this”

Ta-da!

As always, everything I write is on ao3 too

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If asked, Tony would say that there are many benefits to dating a billionaire.

He learned that from the people he’s dated: Tiberius, who was in it for the fame; Sunset for the money; Rumiko for the… well, Tony wasn’t actually sure what Rumiko got out of the deal but she must have gotten it because two days before their first anniversary, he’d found her with Tiberius of all people.

But then there was Steve. Steve, who was too good for him, who Tony had met at the opening of his first exhibit and fallen in love with after a single evening, who held him like he was something precious and not something that a thousand other people had used. Steve, who had been asked about the benefits of dating a billionaire and, after he’d punched the reporter, coolly informed her that the billionaire was the benefit.

Which.

Well.

No one said things like that.

But Steve did. And he believed it. He really truly felt that the best thing to come out of their relationship was Tony himself. Tony loved him for that. Well. He loved him for lots of reasons—his innate goodness and his big heart only two of them—but the fact that Steve loved Tony for Tony was pretty high up there.

It was a little difficult sometimes when Tony was used to throwing money at his partners to make up for his mistakes, used to paying for everything, used to wielding his power to get them what they wanted, and Steve would just turn all of that away instead of accepting the extravagant gifts and favors, but they made it work. Steve made him want to make it work, and Tony would do just about anything to keep them this way. He knew that Steve was the same way about him: willing to do whatever it takes to make Tony happy, to make them work.

Anyway—Steve’s opinion was that dating Tony was the best part about dating a billionaire, but if Tony had to pick one other thing that Steve enjoyed, it was the cars.

Steve’s preferred mode of transportation was the motorcycle his mom had gotten for him, of course, but he adored Tony’s garage of cars, particularly the ones that went fast. Tony had never met a speed demon like Steve before, and he loved taking him out to Highway 1 in the middle of the night, when no one else was on the road, and watching the look on Steve’s face as Steve pressed down on the accelerator and kept his foot there as they whipped around curves at twice the recommended speed.

It was the hottest thing Tony had ever seen, second to none. He never had a single problem with Steve screeching to a stop at one of the scenic outlooks, tossing Tony into the backseat, and fucking him until he screamed—because if there was one thing Steve loved more than the cars, it was Tony with the cars.

“Look how gorgeous you are,” Steve murmured, running a reverent hand down Tony’s heaving side.

Tony whined, hands twisting in the silk tie keeping him pinned to the door handle. He’d known when Steve had insisted on taking the Aston Martin out that the night was going to end like this. Steve only wanted the four-seaters when he wanted to fuck Tony in them. But this—tying Tony to the door handle while he fucked him just slow enough to keep him on the edge instead of tipping over—that was new. He hadn’t even taken Tony’s panties off, not that he’d needed to—they were designed for easy access and to look pretty and that was about it—but it was the principle of the thing.

“Steve,” Tony whined. “Move.”

Steve just chuckled darkly, bending down to bite a mark into Tony’s throat. Tony keened, arching his neck to give Steve greater access. “It’s cute that you think you can make me do what you want,” he said. And then he pulled out, that ass.

“No,” Tony gasped, hands straining in their bonds to reach for Steve, pull him back in so he has to fuck him. But he couldn’t. Steve was too good at knots for that, damned boy scout.

Steve knelt up as best as he could with the low ceiling, hand stroking his cock lazily. “Could get off right now,” he threatened. “Could spill all over that pretty red lace and leave you like that, all hard and aching for it.”

“You wouldn’t,” Tony replied, despite knowing that Steve absolutely would. Most of the time, Steve was the most generous lover in the world, seeing to Tony’s needs before his own, making sure that they both came at least twice, holding him as close as Tony wanted afterward. But then there were times like tonight, when Steve could be mean. Tony loved both sides of Steve equally, he really did, but he loved getting to come too.

Steve’s eyes gleamed dark and hard in the scant moonlight filtering in through the tinted windows. “Are you challenging me, sweetheart?” he asked, voice silky smooth. Tony shivered and then mewled when Steve palmed his cock through the lace. It scratched against his cock, catching on the sensitive skin and making him arch up into the touch.

“’s too much,” he cried. “Steve, baby, please.”

Steve’s hand was off of him in an instant, back to stroking himself as he stared down at Tony. “You sound so good, Tony,” he groaned, adding a twist at the end of each stroke. “Look so good too, all pretty as a picture spread out on those expensive seats, not even caring if you ruin them. Bet I could make you spill across all that fancy leather, tell you to clean it up with your tongue, and you’d do it too, wouldn’t you, sweetheart?”

Tony whined, the leg not pinned against the back of the seat coming up to hook around Steve’s leg in a futile attempt to tug him back down. He would do it, he knew. He’d do anything that Steve asked of him, even if he knew that this in particular was an empty threat. Steve wouldn’t make him lick anything if he didn’t know what else had touched it. But the thought, the picture Steve’s words painted of licking his own come off three-thousand dollar seats, had him arching again.

“Please,” he begged. “Please, Steve, fuck me, come inside me, please.”

“Is that what you want? Want me filling you up?” Steve shoved two fingers inside his empty hole, rubbing firmly against his prostate. Tony hissed, pushing back into them. His cock was leaking, so ready to spill if Steve would just—Steve pulled his fingers back out and Tony nearly sobbed.

“Your cock, baby. Want your cock.”

Steve’s face softened almost imperceptibly. He leaned down to brush a sweet kiss across Tony’s open, panting mouth. “Okay, sweetheart,” he said and pushed back in, drawing a long moan from Tony as Steve filled him all over again.

Steve set a punishing pace, hips slapping lewdly against Tony’s ass. The windows had long since fogged up, Tony noticed as he threw his head back, and he admired the droplets rolling down the glass for a moment before a hard thrust brought him back into the moment.

“Feel so good around me,” Steve grunted, licking a stripe up the side of Tony’s neck. Tony deliberately tightened around him, making him moan loudly. “Could be in you all day, coming inside you over and over again ‘til you’re as full as you want. You could take me, couldn’t you, sweetheart?”

Tony whined loudly, hands clenching on the tie. He would die, but if that was what Steve wanted, he would do it.

“That’s right,” Steve crooned, nuzzling his throat. “You’d take whatever I gave you, Tony. Feel so—ah!—sweetheart!”

His hips jerked against Tony twice more before he came with a shout. Tony could feel him coming inside his loose hole and he twisted, desperate to come as well. But Steve stilled him with a hand on his hip, petting him soothingly as Tony backed away from that edge again. He pulled out slowly, letting Tony feel every inch of his softening cock.

Tony could feel Steve’s come dripping out of him, sliding down to stain the leather seats and the back of his panties. He clenched, trying to hold it all inside him, but it was hard when Steve was still holding his legs apart so he could thumb at the rim of his hole. Steve made an approving noise and then leaned over him again to kiss him, lips sliding softly against Tony’s.

“You look so used, sweetheart,” Steve whispered. “All puffy and red, my come sliding out of you cause you’re just too tired to hold it in.”

Tony whispered back, “Empty.”

“I know. I’ve got something to help.” Steve reached over into the front seat, rummaging around for a moment before he made a triumphant sound and came back with something hidden in his hand. Tony got the barest glimpse of red and gold and he groaned, thinking about the plug Steve had to be holding. It was the perfect size to tease his prostate and it vibrated. He couldn’t imagine wearing it all the way back to the mansion, but he let Steve slide it in him anyway, not even bothering to put up a token protest.

“You still okay?” Steve asked, smoothing Tony’s sweaty hair away from his face. Tony turned his head just enough to kiss Steve’s palm and then nodded. “You want me to turn it on while we drive so you can come or do you want to wait until we’re back to the house so I can fuck you again?”

“Wait.” Tony knew he sounded exhausted—who wouldn’t when they had someone as incredible as Steve wearing them out?  Steve smiled and kissed him again.

“Okay, sweetheart.” Steve picked him up and slid him into the passenger seat, chuckling as Tony cried out when the plug jostled against his sensitive prostate. He pulled his own pants back up and got out, retrieving a blanket from the trunk to throw over Tony’s naked body before sliding into the driver’s seat. “You still sure about that?”

Tony weighed the benefits of coming now or waiting until Steve fucked him and nodded decisively. “Just don’t hit every pothole on the way home.”

Steve shot him a wicked grin and revved the engine. The vibrations shot straight up through the plug, thrumming through Tony’s body. Tony arched up out of his seat, sobbing at the feeling.