okay but if all sportacus has to do is jump to take his shoes off, why do they not fly off when he jumps and does a million back springs?? And why does he wear them in bed??? Like he literally jumps into bed????? What kind of of animal!??
Maybe he keeps his shoes on by gripping the inner soles with his weird elf toes
why would you make me look at this with my own two eyes
you say this under the assumption that sportacus has toes
Were you under the assumption that he doesn’t have toes??
They look pretty real to me
he isn’t wearing socks. that’s just his feet
Are you telling me sportacus is that fuccing pale
he’s an elf
I mean…. thats not not a valid point
have you ever met an elf ? huh ? well have you, you fool ?
that’s what i thought, you imbecile.
I can only imagine he has two hairs on each toe that look exactly like his moustache
…I figured it out.
It’s his foot mustache that helps him keep the shoes on. He can control the hairs and they help him shoehorn his shoes off when he chooses to remove them.
My god, the Lazytown fandom is hilarious xD

















