Distant From The World & Self-Destructive

mordecai and rigby go stare into the sky and notice there are twice as many stars as usual or you’re fired

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone

the children yearn for the mines

yes honey your ecstasies are holy and your visions are divinely inspired can we fuck now

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

Humans are Gods passion project where as Crabs are his job

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care