angel baby

The real generational divide is lead vs microplastics

If i was living in the ancient times  i would probably be  the best berry picker/gatherer  of the tribe   But i would be hated due to my str4ange vibe . 

'its not realistic for two characters to talk in the middle of a sword fight' cool I wrote it anyways because it fucks severely

Hey, have you ever fenced before? No? Then shut the fuck up, you wouldn’t know! Ask a fencer!

I'm gonna write six more mid-spar arguments to personallly piss you and only you off

I’m imagining this conversation happening while they fight with swords

i hate when ppl complain abt hot glue guns like sorry u havent gotten to know ur beast. its like a horse you have to have a bond and work together

the secret to being a cool adult is to wear things that your younger self wanted to wear but couldn’t and to do things that your younger self wanted to do but couldnt

men shouldn’t be playing with power tools those are for lesbians

(Empath) I can sense that you are butthurt