You're My Toy

i am a forehead kiss hoe…. give me all the forehead kisses in the world. come on. i’m ready. 

the rumors are true: im soft and i just want to be loved

half girl half asleep

you think your crush is laying in bed thinking about you but in reality they’re reading about swords on Wikipedia

While you were wasting your time considering me as a romantic option I was studying the blade

a millenial trying desperately to describe a loving and healthy relationship: my heart… cum…. my umm… my feelings… nut… big cums… in my chest….. ummm….. the feeling where i have a big nut cum in my feely weelies

My Uber driver is blasting Dancing Queen and the whole car smells like weed

5 Stars

Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden