ââ Seriously, that was your best idea? ââÂ
ââ I didnât know what I was expected. ââÂ
ââ How humanity survived so long is a mystery to me. ââÂ
ââ Iâm surrounded by idiots. ââÂ
ââ How are you going to explain this shit away? ââÂ
ââ What is wrong with you- No, what is right with you? ââÂ
ââ And you just had to leave the body on my carpet? ââÂ
ââ I keep screaming but no one hears me. ââÂ
ââ Each time your mouth opens all that comes out is the sound of Mr. Bean. ââÂ
ââ It takes time and patience to be a good person, neither of which I have enough off. ââÂ
ââ I tried to tell you not to, but like, not too loud. ââÂ
ââ I just woke up and Iâm already going back to bed. ââÂ
ââ You havenât choked on your tongue, that on itself is surprising. ââÂ
ââ Thereâs nothing I hate more than everything. ââÂ
ââ Maybe I was the idiot for aligning myself with you guys. ââÂ
ââ Is that blood? I swear to god if the feds show up again- ââÂ
ââ What the fuck do you want me to do? ââÂ
ââ You fucked your way into this, and youâre gonna have to unfuck yourself. ââÂ
ââ Youâre being nice, so where is the body and get the shovel. ââÂ
ââ I was a good kid, how did I end up with you fuckers. ââÂ
ââ Yeah, I knew that was going to end up badly. I just needed to watch it happen. ââÂ
ââ Iâm not even going to comment. ââÂ
ââ Oh, for fuckâs sake. ââÂ
ââ What did you do now? ââÂ
ââ That breaks several international laws, state laws, country laws, and nautical laws. ââÂ
ââ As long as you drop everything and focus on me, I should be fine. ââÂ
ââ I donât like this, so Iâm going to bed. ââÂ
ââ People in the dark ages had this figured out, but no. ââÂ
ââ Iâm going nowhere near any kids, polio is too hip and cool among parents for my tastes. ââÂ
ââ What are you doing? Why are you touching me? No. Help. ââÂ
ââ I donât like what your thinking and I donât even know what it is. ââÂ
ââ Thatâs enough emotions for today, goodnight. ââÂ
ââ I have depression and Iâm depressed, Karen. ââÂ
ââ I can smell the bullshit coming out of your mouth. ââÂ
ââ Iâll find out what youâre hiding, and when I do, Iâll be really pissed. ââÂ
ââ Did you just now figure it out? ââ
ââ Their evil plan wasnât even that complicated yet it completely went through you? ââÂ
ââ Are you even listening to me? ââÂ
ââ What are you waiting for, a formal invitation? ââÂ
ââ Weâre not friends, I just need you alive. ââÂ
ââ Do you even know what a book is? A b-o-o-k. ââÂ
ââ Are you dumb, or did you just drink a bottle of horse tranquilizer? ââÂ
ââ Common sense is the sixth sense youâre all missing. ââ Â
ââ Look at me, look into the face of a broken person. ââÂ
ââ I donât hate you as much as I do others, thatâs it. ââÂ
ââ I donât know why you woke me up, I was busy playing girl. ââÂ
ââ Please remove me as your emergency contact, my phone wonât stop ringing. ââÂ
ââ Youâre not dead so it clearly worked. ââÂ
ââ Why would I do that- This better be good coffee. ââÂ
ââ Iâm going to regret this, but I would miss you if you died. ââÂ