What Even Anymore

he’s bi and trans sorry i dont make the rules

he was really happy when he found out tucker was too n helped him a bunch

(”dibs on his armor” listen tucker knows that armor is comf af because florida told him that he specially requested it)

he can sing better than anyone on blue team or in pfl. which isnt saying much but. he can sing higher than anyone else and everyone knows because he sings. a lot. No one’s complaining tbh

Is absolutely the type to get you medical attention first even if all you have is a cut and he’s been stabbed and probably has internal bleeding

he’s passed out from blood loss in the middle of the hall once it scared the fuck outta wash

“How did you FORGET you’ve been stabbed???” 

he once received a “Team Dad” mug on father’s day

its very dear to him he uses it all the time

Has absolutely tried to befriend the ais

Emphasis on tried–he’s only successfully befriended gamma and theta

there have been a few times on missions where someone was sure florida was dead but no. he gets right back up. The freelancers are both relieved and terrified

no one really knows who started the immortal florida joke but no one’s planning on stopping

i m m o r t a l d a d

absolutely mixes “alternate” swears with actual swears

has said gosh diddly fuck before

where do you think tucker got fuckberries from

Florida is merciless. If your hair is long enough and you fall asleep on or near him, you will find it braided when you wake up

the main reason he’s not on the leaderboard is because he keeps trying to tank the entire fucking enemy team and ends up badly injured protecting his teammates

the missions still go off without a hitch though, so????

I reached out to the original artist of the Bongo Cat and received permission to make this ring based off their art under the promise that they’d receive a portion of the sale. Too many brands steal from artists and I didn’t want to be among them so I voluntarily approached @StrayCarnage on twitter because I felt like this was the right thing to do. Maybe give them a follow, eh?

So! The ring is now available with both paws up. Heres the Etsy Link for your clicking pleasure. It is available in Sterling Silver or White Gold with free shipping if you use the code FREESHIPHOLIDAY.

Some things you can do for a friend who is being abused:

Most importantly, be there for them emotionally. Tell them/remind them what they are going through is abuse, and they do not deserve it.

If you can provide a temporary space for them away from abuse, do. Have them over to your house, if your home is non-abusive. Even a few hours in a non-hostile space can do wonders for someone’s emotional state.

Ask yourself, or your parents, if you can provide your friend a space in the longer term. I have known many abused children whose first step to freedom was going to live with their friend’s family.

Step in and call 911 or CPS for them on your own judgement. Not their judgement. Abusers are experts at making the abused feel like getting help from the authorities is worse than abuse. This is not true. They will thank you for it when it is all over.

If they are trying to escape abuse, help them by giving them a safe place to keep their property temporarily, especially important documents like Social Security cards and birth certificates, and expensive things like laptops,

Wash:  Every day is leg day.

Tucker: 

Wash:

Prompt #I’m sorry what were you saying? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Do not get me wrong, Butch Flowers was a sweetheart to you in every way possible…but he was the worst at flirting, even more than York. 

What helped him through it was the fact that he was adorable. Actually adorable, but his pick-up lines and suggestions were lame enough to make you laugh until you couldn’t breathe. 

Now you were talking about nonsense, just telling him about a mission you had just came back from. 

“I’m sorry, what were you saying, dear? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

He was staring directly at you, eyes burying into your soul.

“I’m wearing my helmet.” You let out, frowning behind your visor. 

Florida cleared his throat, sitting up straight as he told you to continue, obviously embarrassed. And you kept talking, avoiding to look at him when you took off your helmet. 

Then, after minutes passed, a laugh escaped you, now getting that he was flirting with you. “Oh! That one was cute!” You smiled.

He grinned, getting a few inches closer to you, “Oh, I have more for you if you want to hear them out.”

“Please, no.” You shook your head with a chuckle. “They’re usually so lame!” 

Florida pouted. “You can’t be serious! York’s are lamer than mine!”

“I have one you could use!” You cleared your throat, intending to sound sexy, “Do you have any children? Because you look like a daddy to me.” Then you busted out in laugher, almost falling on your ass.