in the tank, straight up shorkin' it

Umamusume but instead of big-tittied anime waifus it's hockey players

NHL GMs need to weigh the aesthetics of a trade. Joseph Woll is a good goalie and a great guy, but consider: he will look terrible in orange.

but how can we make this about the leafs

nationalize the toronto maple leafs

you can't have a crush on a hockey player unless he's at least 0.5 ppg it's in the cba or something

woke up thinking about the san jose sharks

i fucking love hockey

Who collared the entire Canadian world juniors team?? Kinda dig it ngl

Checking in from the tank, can we keep Cherny pls? He’s the only mfer out there who can keep up with Mack tonight

if collin graf gets a hat-trick im gonna go ballistic

loved many things about this win but really loved when Sam Dickinson started & finished a hard check on Easton Cowan after a whistle and they were both giggling about it