SWITCHBLADE RENEGADE

the middle of america is so empty that i could just be sitting at the top of a big hill for weeks watching the cars go by on the four lane freeway that exists exclusively without civilization. and no one would even know

wait is that a movie

the way that i talk online makes it sound like my only friend is my brother but i PROMISE that isnt the case! rose and dave just dont offer any snide single sentence remarks for me to discuss on here

im constantly faced with the impulse to add tags like “lol!” “heehee” and other such giggles or phrases like “i do this!” but one time john told me that it makes me sound like im 40

day five of building a starbound house: im wasting away. withering! my wife has left me and my roof still isnt finished

i was asked to troubleshoot one of our testing algorithms today and when i opened up the program the numbers exploded in my face. yes this is what programmers go through every day. no i have not recovered

every day i wake up and decide to be nice. but one day i will make a different decision

hi! is this a cesspool of supports

no one here understands narcolepsy. even me

im gonna run onto the olympic ice and just pour hot coffee everywhere. whos gonna stop me?? the olympic men?? i can fly