Boss Ass Bitch

Errybody says being an adult is hard, but yoooo tbh I cannot WAIT until I am a working adult with a career so I can talk to people who are actual PROFESSIONALS that have their shit TOGETHER. Not saying that I'm currently a professional because I'm not, by any means, but I have a feeling that if I was in it with people on that level I could somehow learn it by osmosis lol but it's kinda hard for me to deal with so many people who don't know what's going on or how to do what they're supposed to be doing. I mean, come on, what kind of example does that set for me, a college student, who is supposed to emulate these people??? I'm shook

And also a skinny, figureless girl with iridescent color-changing eyes and light hair

Sometimes I just wish that I was a rich Jew so that I could be perfect and get away with doing whatever I wanted.

So my girl had this really weird dream about me in which she found out that I was with some random 30-year-old black dude and I was taking dick or whatever, talking about how great he was and saying that it was great to have the best of both worlds and what not. When she woke up she told me about it and I laughed. When I came back for lunch, she told me about how upset she was, saying that "I don't know about you, maybe you gon go off wit some black dude" and I said I was sorry for what 'dream-me' did, and for the fact that I wasn't good enough (I guess?) in her eyes. I come back at the end of the day, again, and she says it again and I'm just like ok yo, why does this bother you so much? She said that she was angry about it, so much so to the point that she wanted to kill me, because of the fact that a. It was a dude and b. She hates disloyalty, and she like wanted me to apologize or whatever. And I'm just like, babe I didn't do anything, you made this up XD she still insisted that I should watch myself and not do anything shady, but all I've been doing is being there for her, helping her out, making sure she felt loved and everything. It's kind of disconcerting that she'd try to kill me just because of the fact that I was happy with someone else other than her (regardless of the fact that it made no sense in real life), but at the same time I'm glad she cares enough about me to be this bothered by it

My girlfriend is in so much pain from the IUD that she got put it and I don't know what to do :((( there's not much that I can do to help other than bring her pain pills and food but I hate watching her suffer. Tbh idk why she needs the thing other than to stop her period, because I'm pretty sure she doesn't plan on fucking any guys on the daily in the next 5 years...but I guess it's good that she got it put in before Donald Trump bans birth control, right?🙃🙃🙃

Wait do dis mean that Imma get my pussy grabbed now? Because there's only one person who Imma let grab my pussy and she knows who she is

I love her so much. Or maybe I just love her a bit. I don't know; I've never had someone make me feel so...or just give me this many feelings in general in such a short amount of time. Or ever. Just one touch and my whole body heats up. When she holds me, I feel numb, but I feel so...safe. Whenever I'm with her, I feel like it's home. I feel like I'm myself. She's herself. There's no faking, there's no lies; it's genuine. She knows how much of a piece of shit I am, and yet she still stays. I admire her so much. She's incredible. Most of the time I'm conflicted because I don't know whether I want to be her, or whether I want to own her. What I know for sure is that I don't want to let her go; I have yet to find anyone who understands me the same way she does. We only have about a month and a half left together, and every time I think about it, it's like a punch to the gut. I want to be trapped in this endless cycle of laughter and care forever, but things must go on. The best thing I can do now is show her how much she means to me, for time is both our enemy and our scarcest resource. I don't want any regrets.