Nothing to See Here

i think i wouldve forgotten about noblesse pretty quickly if not for the part where it was revealed that raizels pet mad scientist (a normal thing for a vampire to have one would think) is actually a guy who broke into his house and pretended to be his butler while on the run from the vampire cops and raizel let him do that bc he though it was fun. and its been like a thousand years and theyre still doing that. wild

my hands hurt

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.

He’s so shy he died

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

"i look forward to hearing back" implies a beautiful world that runs on sense-direction combinations. i smell sideways to tasting up. i palpate inwards to listening diagonal, so that i can hunger clockwise

8/10 but fuck, OW.