Nothing to See Here

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

always hilarious the lengths mammal moms will go to to retrieve a nearly-grown child from a situation of their own making. get back here

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

who up momenting they mori

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

>go right

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

>...go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->