Rammstein-themed things to be happy about
(For when you're sad and need a pick-me-up. Could also be considered "Rammstein themed reasons to live")
Paul's silly grin
Richard's awkward rainbow dad hoodie
Paulchard
Flake's boogie woogie dance
Schneider's pretty hair from the LIFAD era
Till's big arms and how nice hugs from them must feel
Ollie's glowing stickman costume
The fact they've all been friends (or, let's be real, a bit more) for over 30 years
Paulchard (the fact it exists, and that they kissed to protest against homophobia)
Minni Landers, the most adorable doggie ever
All the funny and creative people in this fandom
The silly memes of our boys on Pinterest
The hilarious music videos for Mein Land and Benzin
Paulchard (again)
Adding more bc we all need a pick me up, Rammstein style!
Richard's voice when he sings (especially when it cracks)
Till trying to hide his smiles on stage (we see them, sir!)
When Schneider does his fist count thing in the beginning of "Links, 2 3 4"
Olli's moonwalk dance
Paul being a certified creature 24/7/365
Paul's singing and screaming voice
Flake's wittle bootie during "Buck Dich"
Richard's luscious ass
Pictures of the guys doing their makeup in the same mirror
Paulchard (again, of course)
All of the fanart and fanfiction!
Olli taping goggles to his face in the early days
That one interview where Richard says (in the most cuntiest way possible ofc), "hmm, I don't know about that"
When they wear nail polish!
Till's absolutely beautiful thighs
All of their hands
Frau Schneider (especially the memes)
Oh, let me take a ride in this happy Rammstein wagon. 😁
The Mein Teil back dancers.
Watching Richard play live. They are amazing as a collective, but it was a real pleasure to watch him (even if I was on the opposite side to him). He's a real rockstar.
When Schneider sings parts of the songs while playing.
Till's voice in general, but especially when it shifts in a funny, sexy or creepy way (I'll make a post about this someday).
Richard's white contact lenses. 🥲
Shirtless Rammstein™.
The red haired band Era.
Flake's blond long hair.
Till and Paul's "dance" during Du Riechst so gut.
Every time they smile (especially Till - you know I'm biased 🤭).
The Mann Gegen Mann video.
When the fire during Sonne manages to heat up your face, even if you're sitting in the back of the Stadium.
Frau Schneider walking her pups during the MiG Era. And while we're at it, how they were all cramped in that b-stage. 🫠
Olli and Paul's shenanigans. And Olli's vibes in general. He looks so serious, but he has this funny, sarcastic aura about him. I guess that's why he gets along so well with the little one.
Being together after 30+ years and still putting the best show I ever had the pleasure to witness until this day.
My Mini-Till. Honestly, it's so much fun being crazy about this little doll.
And them... they're perfect. 🥹
(stopping now, or I will never shut up 🤭)
Schneider's AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAH at the beginning of Du Hast live in FuckifIremember
The LIFAD special dildo Edition
The Barbie recupero crediti photoshoot (you gotta trust me on that one. Reise Reise era)
Frau Schneider and Frau Kruspe and Till's beard in Dicke Titten
The puppies!
MGM
The way they're carrying Till's coffin in Haifisch
Radio's make up
Paul's bonk while Flake is looking at porn
Flake's keyboard solo in Armee der Tristen
Schneider's priest outfit in Adieu
Messer, Tupfer, Vollnarkose
Doch Dicken Titten
Wo bist du
Ollie's hot scientist act
Schneider lighting up a match
(Hope i can still add stuff 🥰 )
Klavier versions of Rammstein songs
Merch tanktop 'Blumen' (because i can secretly wear it under my work clothes ans that makes me happy 😉)
Richard's guitarstring bracelet
Jigsaw puzzles from Rammstein videos
Flake talking (in podcasts, books, and hopefully i will see him live talking one day)
Till's lyrics that are a poetry genre by itself
Schneider's shy appearances at Drumshows where he can't believe people actually come to watch him practice
Olli's smile, that he mysteriously hides from us so often
Paul Paulsplaining
Richard's backing vocals (esp. Puppe)
Two-men-riffs
The good mood the guys have been on stage for the last couple of years ❤️
Paulchard sneaking in a little touchy-feely when they think we don't notice 🥰
Their GDR backstory
6 men marriage
If I may? (I don't know how this stuff works.)
Flake's dancing. Especially the Weißes Fleisch dance where he looks like he's being shocked.
Oliver honking Schneider's chest in the last tour.
Till's open bite and his smile.
Paul dancing in front of the Rewe sign.
Richard's flares + platform shoes combo. A look for the history books.
The Du Hast music video where they're all having an amazing time and getting increasingly drunk.
Flake double-layering his glasses on stage in the 90s.
Rambling from Paul about cappuccino and milk coffee in the Viva Jam interview.
Oliver in the Seemann music video, especially the end. And the single cover. And the bass.
Richard in the silver makeup era with his horribly drawn on eyebrows.
Schneider's habit of staring at ceilings during interviews.
When Till had the hole in his cheek and would reportedly shoot liquid out of it as a party trick.
