Cyberdom Captions

"It was so pathetic, I was using one of those programs that limit time on the phone, yeah... he couldn't watch porn videos, he couldn't even search on twitter or tumblr for anything! He messaged me on facebook begging for me to unlock his phone, he's desperate"

"Oh you think you're going to be allowed to do what you want tonight? Think again, I've locked up all your games on the computer and you need a password to unlock them... Maybe if you're nice I'll let ya know what it is"

"Tonight you get to watch me as I go through all of your personal files, remember the private browsing tabs you've had? They weren't private... I'm going to have a lot of fun with this!"

found this while looking for images for this blog and i can't stop laughing, wtf does this mean?!