At some point after the cottage but before the public outing TMZ does an article on âIlya Rozanovâs most high-profile hookupsâ which is essentially just a list of Instagram models with paparazzi shots and blurry cellphone pics of Ilya at the club. Shane scrolls through it, absolutely seething, because he is Ilyaâs most high-profile hookup - maybe not by their metric, which seems to be Instagram followers, but Shane hasnât heard about a single one of these women, apart from Svetlana whom he wouldnât have recognised if not for Ilya talking about her. The guys are talking about it in the locker room, as if Ilyaâs a legend for getting with all of these supposedly very desirable women (although that is decidedly not the way the guys phrase it) and Shane is absolutely furious because he canât tell anyone that none of these women got to keep him. He is the only one whoâs gotten to call Ilya his. He is the only person Ilyaâs been in love with.
Anyway, after the next Boston/Montreal game Ilya shows up to practice genuinely looking like heâs been mauled. His entire body is covered in hickeys and bruises that look suspiciously like bite marks - his neck is basically covered in purpling marks with a fair few centred on his chest but a couple of the bruises trail further down, one on his pubic bone, a couple on his thighs, and the darkest one on his hip, a large circle of clear teeth marks - not only that but his back has been practically scratched to ribbons. Ilya is basically a walking sign spelling out âTAKEN - BACK OFFâ and when the gossip of Ilya Rozanov apparently having been locked down by a wild animal reaches the Montreal locker room Shane canât help the proud little smile that blooms on his face because, yes, thatâs his man.
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