I'm So Sorry You Wound Up Here...

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

if you follow me thanks *restores your hp*

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.

this is what LMFAO did with party rock anthem

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

Feeling upset rn can a milf mistreat me rq

*keeps you constantly plugged in at 100% charge even though this will drastically decrease the lifespan of your lithium-ion battery*

it hurts

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that