is germany okay

oh scheiße

This isn’t quite how I imagined the second coming of Christ.

What makes this funnier is that I’m pretty sure that’s at the station for cologne cathedral

It is and everytime I see that hole I think of this video

Why are the 4 holes?? Maybe 5?

It’s his daily commute.

#it is written that twice did jesus stumble and twice did the cross strike nearby architecture #so really this is method acting

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

Also when being bred in captivity(this is done at my work and my job is to teach people about it) to get them to reproduce from the polyp stage of life, we have to intentionally cause them enough stress to reproduce but not enough to harm them. Lately we’ve done that by cleaning their habitat extra well, makes them think the word is ending

bruce and dick dying in each other's arms like if you agree

and of course if they did break down the wall and find dick cradling bruce's dead body there would be no rescue. they might remove dick from the cave and you might see him smiling in the sunlight years down the road having gone to the funeral and grieved and healed and done all those things people do after a death but what you were seeing would be a pretty good approximation of the thing itself because dick grayson would still be in that cave with bruce in his arms. he would never ever get out.

Disco Elysium is the only true Lovecraftian horror game because you can't fight the end of the world. It's going to happen and you just have to live your life in the meantime. Even attempting to understand it drives you to madness and pushes the people near you away. That and, your character has to constantly resist the urge to call minorities slurs. You can't get more Lovecraftian than that.