Not Just a Masochist, but a True Consummate Sicko

beautiful beautiful fat girl in a white sundress with amazing tattoos out for dinner with a girl in like, full soccer clothes and an athletic cut to her and i could not tell if they were just old friends or on a date but they made the cutest lesbian couple maybe in existence & i will NEVER KNOW. FUCK

they were fucking giggling about sharing a blood type if they're not fucking gay i need them to be

best time kf the week getting wizard high and wearing my girlfriend shirt that makes me feel like a girlfriend

love the implication that girlfriend isn't a role or a gendered term but a state of mind

religious princess: god created all my subjects to be perverts atheist princess: the material conditions of society have influenced my subjects to be perverts agnostic princess: nobody including myself knows why my subjects are being such perv-- hhey. stop that, p-please....

And what, pray tell, is so wrong with that? Must a king lower himself to the vocabulary of insects? Must an academiac explain his reasoning to kindergartners? There is no shame in knowledge nor is there in verbosity. Quite the opposite, they are to be celebrated. But I guess this is the world we are forced to inhabit. This world... This planet, teeming with life and all its infinite possibilities. And you would dare dilute it, so that a simpleton's mind could comprehend it? I will not stand for this. No more shall a man be judged for his might, his ambition, his intellect. No more shall we look down on those who propose a mere thought experiment about owning a human pec9sdjv0 c9i2ewokhndvoi adsjvci uwqeowdsxujvnli ufdsiuljfcniu ofeidcvjpc9nUIODSuljvniuwqopisafjvp985erioewaudJHB9jrg8frjuv8ar9jvuw08rd9vujq35g89spdujigk[0e9ravjik0rvu9jq54w8yvh r8og;af9ukjgmoiaelgurj9g8zboifyhvlo8fivujawp89 OC:Ivjare0sd9oizl

You won't... Keep me... from Hot Topic... forever...

ive stored all 5 of my rank 1 immortal spirittreasures in different chests and ruined and dungeons acros the jianghu. but they';re all really girly so chosen ones kep picking them up andthrowing them out.

frankly if you're a wandering xia who can't even use the peach saintess plum blossom bralette you're never making it to core formation

Its alarming how most of you probably can't name 10 African countries on your own.

I remember one tumblr user who couldn't name a SINGLE one. And he blamed the US education system.

The notes of this post suck already i think tumblr is beyond saving

Imagine if we just fucking fed people instead of making them jump through hoops for it.

Somewhat of a person who needs fed, btw.

god is it too much to ask for someone to restrain me like a wild animal with my hands bound and neck tied to a post and so someone can use me like a dildo and i can feel the fear mixed with the pleasure as my hot breath warms their neck and every strain against the restraints holding me causes their heart rate to jump cuz they know i want to rip away from them and hold them down and fuck them till theyre crying and