Not Just a Masochist, but a True Consummate Sicko

pocket pussy made of antimatter call that free bottom surgery

who up annihilating they shit

awesome

That's not a small bomb. 6 megatons would put that at around the 19th most powerful nuclear explosion, right after the Castle Union test.

[getting defensive] n-no it's a really small bomb actually...

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

lesbian woman in nitrile exam gloves. and she’s kind of mean. okay?

and she fingers you with a disinterested expression and you cum so hard you start crying and she looks so disgusted but she still lets you lie there shaking. okay?

does anyone have a link to that one post where its like a bunch of girls in a school and I think they were doing a fortune teller bit or something but a bunch of boys go up to them with their problems and everytime they just recommend something to the effect of "have you tried crossdressing?"

firm reminder that when youre hitting people in the face for horny reasons you need to need to need to make sure their mouth is fully shut. i dont care how hot slapping something out of someones mouth is, or slapping them to shut them up. if theyd like to keep using their jaw in the future you must make sure its shut first. this can be really hot too ofc for those with open hearts and minds

Doesn't it chap your ass that transmisogyny, after being coined, is discussed in academia by women who study feminist theory professionally and know what they're talking about but men care more about bullshit terms coined on fucking Tumblr.

maybe trans men are excluded from academia?

Saying this to a transmasc uni student in gender studies really takes the cake for stupid. Congratulations.

surely this can't be! the only possible reason misandry isn't taken seriously by academics would be that men are excluded from academia!

it would suck if trans women were excluded from academia. fortunately that only happens to men

They cannot fathom that maybe they're the ones in the wrong and so they must create increasingly elaborate and nonsensical and easy-to-disprove excuses about why people who are well educated on these subjects do not take them seriously.

thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected

I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema

As they should be. Can’t make paradise without scrambling a few universes.

Official ominous sign(s)

they didn't *have* to highlight the facehugger tightening around the huggee's throat when someone tries to fuck with it, but they did, and now here i am.

i think every single airline and automobile lobbyist in washington dc needs to be shot

air travel is one of the most atmospherically pollutant activities we undertake as a species and the interstate highway system is a concrete scar across the land that does more to isolate communities than it does to bring them together. they both need to be burned to the ground

like. imagine for a second if the entire nj turnpike was demolished and replaced with a double track mainline. not only do you reclaim literal HUNDREDS of miles of forest edge, but ALSO building wildlife crossings over or under that mainline is MUCH easier than the 12 lane gash that was there before

did you know that one of the main things that killed passenger travel in this country was the usps pulling its mail contract with railroad companies to use airlines instead? i dont know what asshole lobbyist was responsible for that decision but i am going to dig up his grave and shoot him in the head