moved to - cxnnibalism

this was 2 years ago

This was half a decade ago

same

I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR

Cute but I woulda lost it 😂

Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.

I would have felt so blessed if was chilling on my arm

*in a thick Chicago accent* “Welcome to Chicago”

Literally heard a convo at the library where a guy was telling a girl that he’s an omega and the girl telling him that she’s a beta, and my mind just did not automatically connect the context to fraternity pledge classes at all and I just whispered to myself “what the fuck?? What the fuck??”

are you telling me to eat my friends

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

People complain about YouTubers having adverts but I’m here like “yeah man, I don’t mind giving you money by watching a 30 second clip bruh at least I ain’t actually giving you money out of my pocket. You go dude I get it”